
I am not weird….You just can’t process me with a normal brain!. What I learned since I joined Facebook is, I am not as messed up as I thought I was!. Fueled by sarcasm, caffeine & classy thoughts. If someone gave me a rupee for every minute that I spent on Facebook, I would be earning thousands every couple of days! #newsfeed!. I wish I was paid to scroll down my Facebook feed!. Facebook has never made me very happy yet, here I am! #facebookaddict. Hoping for a day when I win an amount of a million dollars in the lottery!. I live my life by making a lot of mistakes because I do not want to regret anything in life and so I decided that I’d rather have a few bad trips than regrets in life!. I often spend time on Facebook and get taken back to the time when Facebook did not exist! #facebook. I will never be able to understand people who say money does not matter in life!.
I wish I was a pizza because only then would I have been able to make a lot of people happy! #pizza.You know, am 5’2″ but my attitude is 6’3″.You’re asking the wrong question: It’s not who’s going to let me “It is who is going to stop me?”.I’m a girl, so I’m allowed to be complicated without any explanations.Your opinion of me doesn’t define who I am.The best protection and edge any woman can have … is COURAGE.It’s true that every Wonder Woman believes in herself. I pick myself up every time whenever I fall.Don’t say she’s always bossy, No, I have what is called “Leadership skills”.Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.I will win, and though I may not win immediately I will definitely WIN.Escape from the negativity, Embrace the positivity, and see the changes.I have to always be good because being bad is not in my dictionary.Be afraid of Failure and fail, or dare to Succeed and you may… Life’s always a choice.
We choose to make the world Happy or Scary. Being a girl is the best part of life.I’m busy, You can do something useful with your life too.
I think you are hot too, you’re permitted to follow me, let’s start!. Stop following me, I don’t even know where I am going.
Please don’t say ‘she’s Weird and psycho’, I know it already. I am authentically an alright kinda person. Read Also: Instagram Bio Ideas Funny Bio For Facebook